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The Sound of One Woman Clapping

In video on May 11, 2010 at 10:50 pm

One of the good things about having huge body parts is: YouTube-ability! I applaud this! XLOL!

Finally … A Weight Gain Reality Show !

In text on September 1, 2009 at 10:12 pm

Just got this via email. Because, well, one of these days, we plan to fly down to Colorado to finally set foot in the Heart Attack Grill. It’s one of those places that just beg XLOL staffers to visit.

6:30pm TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 1st
TUNE INTO CBS CHANNEL 5

for the official LIVE announcement of the

HEART ATTACK GRILL REALITY SHOW

5 TEAMS WILL COMPETE TO SEE WHO CAN

GAIN THE MOST WEIGHT!

We are now casting male models between 35 and 45 years of age currently weighing between 250 and 300 pounds. For an 11-week reality show which focuses upon how much weight (muscle and fat) the male model can gain over the 11-week period. The male shall be teamed with a sexy nurse partner who is trying to lose weight at the same time. Apply IN PERSON at the restaurant. Filming and contest begins October 1st. Only five male/nurse teams shall be chosen to compete. $10,000 cash prize for the winning team gets paid in December!

I’ve Got a Gun in My Belly Flab

In text on August 8, 2009 at 4:59 pm
Inmate hides a gun in his fat

Inmate hides a gun in his fat

In Texas, an obese inmate at a county jail was charged after officials learned he had a gun hidden in his rolls of fat. How did they learn this? He admitted having the gun during a shower break. WHAAAAT? “Hey officer, by the way, I gots me a 9-millimeter here in my belly.” Yet another example of XLOL!

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Peter Griffin Lives

In photo on July 17, 2009 at 7:37 pm

You know Family Guy, right? Do you know Peter Griffin actually exists in this multiverse? Seeing is believing.

Peter Griffin lives!

Peter Griffin lives!

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