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What if Ice Cream Cones were People?

In photo on May 1, 2010 at 12:11 am

Tasty

Tasty.

Mommy? What if ice cream cones were people, and then they had little scoops of people to eat ? What would happen if one of those tiny heads fell off? Do you think the ice cream kid would cry too?

Our response: XLOL!

Scary Watermelon

In photo on September 1, 2009 at 10:14 pm

Watermelon mouth

Remember.
You do not eat watermelons.

THEY eat YOU.

XLOL!

Finally … A Weight Gain Reality Show !

In text on September 1, 2009 at 10:12 pm

Just got this via email. Because, well, one of these days, we plan to fly down to Colorado to finally set foot in the Heart Attack Grill. It’s one of those places that just beg XLOL staffers to visit.

6:30pm TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 1st
TUNE INTO CBS CHANNEL 5

for the official LIVE announcement of the

HEART ATTACK GRILL REALITY SHOW

5 TEAMS WILL COMPETE TO SEE WHO CAN

GAIN THE MOST WEIGHT!

We are now casting male models between 35 and 45 years of age currently weighing between 250 and 300 pounds. For an 11-week reality show which focuses upon how much weight (muscle and fat) the male model can gain over the 11-week period. The male shall be teamed with a sexy nurse partner who is trying to lose weight at the same time. Apply IN PERSON at the restaurant. Filming and contest begins October 1st. Only five male/nurse teams shall be chosen to compete. $10,000 cash prize for the winning team gets paid in December!

Quizno’s Torpedo Rap Fan Video

In video on July 20, 2009 at 11:04 pm

And no, it’s not a video made by Quizno’s as a corporate entity, but rather by fans of the Quizno Torpedo. ¬†As part of a contest to answer the question “Where do you Torpedo?” a bunch of young rapper wannabes put together a cool, funny vid starring themselves. Hilarious.

This sad face will launch a thousand Torpedos

This sad face will launch a thousand Torpedos

LINK TO VIDEO

Cocaine in your Fridge

In photo on July 19, 2009 at 2:25 pm

During a summer as hot as this one, sometimes nothing is more refreshing than a tall, cold can of… Cut Cocaine?

Cut Cocaine

Cut Cocaine

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