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Better When French

In video on September 17, 2009 at 10:38 pm

Why are things so much better then they’re french? I have no idea. But this ad explains everything. This is a suggestion by a faithful reader. Merci Beaucoup! XLOL!

Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes

In text on August 28, 2009 at 9:03 pm

A quick phrasebook for beginners in Chinese. And just in case you think this is racist, this was posted by our resident Chinese guy, OK?

ENGLISH …………………………………….CHINESE

1) That’s not right ………………………… Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?………….. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP…………………………… Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man …………………………….. Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse ……………………………. Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? ……………… Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table ………….. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift …………….. Chin Tu Fat
9) It’s very dark in here ………………….. Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet ………… Wai Yu Mun Ching?
11) This is a tow away zone ……………… No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week … Wai Yu Kum Nao?
13) Staying out of sight ……………………. Lei Ying Lo
14) He’s cleaning his automobile …………… Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive …………… Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great …………………………………… Fa Kin Su Pah

Laugh at the Japanese man reading English? OUCH!

In video on July 23, 2009 at 11:36 pm

This video gave me gas pain! Gas pain! And I’m 38 years old, for goodness sakes not some incontinent little toddler. The premise is: a class of Japanese guys are learning English, and watching a video of a bumbling Japanese man trying to read simple sentences in English. And if the students laugh, they get a wallop by some masked ninjas with sticks. Yes, you read that right.

I dare you to watch it all the way through without laughing. You will NOT be able to do it.